Somewhere in mid-west Texas...
???: "Report."
NendoCirno: "Commander! We have received an unidentified package!"
VanillaCirno: "We cannot determine the contents of this package..."
ChocoCirno: "We'll have to open it."
ChocoCirno: "What do you see, teamlead?"
NendoCirno: "Someone's in here!"
NendoCirno: "Commander! We've captured an invader!"
VanillaCirno: "Fumo...venture?"
???: "Bring her to me ASAP."
ChocoCirno: "Commander, what do we do with the invader?"
"So you must be Alice..."
"And you're here on a temporary duty, is that it?"
Alice explained that she was here on her journey across the US and that she was definitely not here to join the military
"I see, well our records indicate that you are here on temporary orders. Be that as it may, you will serve in my beloved squadron until you are relieved of duty!"
"DISMISSED."
Later...
NendoCirno: "Well, you're not quite strong, so I'm afraid you're not cut for the Cirno Company..."
Tonight we went to see Studio Trigger's newest and imo best work, Promare!
"Alright, Alice! Its time for chow!"
Alice pondered on the contents of the bag
Could it be burgs?
Nope
It's tacos
Alice asked what the occasion was that called for tacos
"Why? Because its taco tuesday!"
But Alice remembered it was Friday though
And now a word from our sponsor:
"YOU'LL EAT WHATS GIVEN TO YOU, MAGGOT!"
Today, Alice got a proper burg
"Have a good morning, Ms. Margatroid"
Brace yourselves folks, it's time for some heckin fun Fumoventure.
Today, Alice and friends went to explore the wonderful world of
Aircrafts!
This beauty right here is the EC-47Q Electric Goon
This is the T-6G Texan
This strange spectacle, is the RQ-4A Global Hawk
As you can see, Alice is quite blown away by its magnificence
Truly blown away
This bad boy right here is the RF-4C Phantom II
A fighter converted for recon
This, is not a US craft, but rather one of our adversary's own MiG-29 Fulcrum
But fear not, for Alice has allies with her!
Seeing this MiG-23 Flogger, Alice is reminded of a certain, unreliable gate guard
Here's an older platform, the BT-13A Valiant
These were used for pilot training during WWII
Now this big boy is the TB-25N Mitchell
This goofy looking thing is actually quite intimidating
You may not see it, but rest assured, it sees you
Yes, the RQ-1K Predator is the drone that changed the way we operate in the skies
But up close, it's quite small
Alice has volunteered herself to act as a size comparison. Can you see her?
Now this last aircraft, is indeed not fixed-winged
But is important nonetheless!
The H-43B Huskie was what you would be looking for if you were ever to be unfortunate to be caught in a fire
This concludes Alice's tour of aircrafts, but this is also a perfect segue to Alice's next tour!
Fire rescue!
Did you have a bad fight with a certain fiery immortal? Help is on the way!
Imagine getting danmaku'd by this cannon
unfortunately a lot of these displays had wasps and other nasty things so Alice couldn't get close to some of these vehicles
Now look at this behemoth!
Twin cannons for when you have 2 fires.
However if you were to have any more than 2, then you may be in a spot of trouble
Have no fear,
Alice and the Tengu Team is here!
And now, for something completely different
Big guns
What's better than big guns?
Missiles
TARGET ACQUISITION COMPLETE
PREPARE TO FIRE
FIRE
I have a few pics left, I forgot to post
Pizza time
Its been a bit since we last saw our heroine
She has relaxed whilst the other soft girls seem to have been very busy at something
until...
BONK
Alice questioned the motives of the mischievous cat that just struck her
"..."
Chen takes Alice by the hand and is pulling her away
Alice struggles, and demands for Chen to explain herself
"She's saying that we need to go see the Commander for a mandatory formation."
"You best just follow her."
A preplexed Alice finds herself in a gaggle of other soft girls, wondering what is about to happen next on this unusual day
"TEN HUT LADIES"
"Play the song, Private Inubashiri"
A very, very patriotic song begins to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E
"Ladies, I'd like to congratulate you on mission well complete!"
"Its been a long 6-month tour, but we came,"
"we saw,"
"we kicked some butts!"
Commander NesoCirno continued on and on through a few more patriotic songs...
"But for now, ITS TIME TO GO HOME"
Alice suddenly noticed that cargo seems to have been loaded nearby
"Alright missy, its yer turn to get in the transport"
"COME ON, ITS TIME TO GET A MOVE ON"
"WE LEAVE AT OH EIGHT HUNDRED HOURS!"
Where will Alice's new travels take her now?
Where is Alice right now?
Hm. That's not right
That's better
And yes
It's time for a ROADTRIP
Alice has left Texas
I am obligated to warn people to pay attention while driving
Alice is a bit tired from the drive
We just found this on accident on the way to grab dinner
Good night
Alice's travels continue
We are in AZ now
However we seem to be a little lost
Let's ask for directions
Hmmm
Hmmmmmmm
Oh my
the joke is from an old show called the Honeymooners
Alice goes to a saloon on a hot day in AZ
Someone help!
Morning folks! Alice made it safely to California
Alice enjoys breakfast from the last Waffle House before the west
A little difficult to tell, but we drove by a hoard of Cacti that have that noticeable shape
Alice discovers the place where beef jerky is found
After Alice was traumatized by a dinosaur yesterday, she got to meet even huger dinos
these dinosaurs are the very same ones that were featured in movies including Pee Wee Herman's great adventure
Fumo to Dino scale
Can you see Alice and Suwako?
Also this snake was hanging around
Well. Itadakimasu
And just like that, we were done for the day
Today Alice has had a nice relaxing day
"Hey Alice, wanna rub this on my back?"
But it was too late. Alice had drifted to sleep
Later on, Alice went to a small pier
Later, Alice arrived at a park on a hill overlooking the surrounding city
Alice spotted an ice cream truck and got one of mankind's greatest creations
And of course
She got fed properly